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August 31, 2007 | Filed Under Contributors

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We at downity.com would like to extend our sincerest of apologies for the issues you’ve been encountering with our site in the last week. The site has been plagued with “500 Server Errors” at random times throughout the day – annoying both our site readers and those that read the site through our Facebook app.

So, we’re moving webhosts this weekend. The site might be intermittent for the next couple of days so go out, enjoy the Labor Day weekend, and when you return we should be firing at 110% on a brand new, much (much, much, MUCH) higher quality webhost.

Thanks again for your continued readership and to make it up to you we’re going to announce our very first contest once we’re back up to snuff. Nothing like some free swag!

~the management

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VIDEO: Thursday night humor – The Iceman

August 31, 2007 | Filed Under Video

Some early Friday morning humor for you. Watch and laugh! From FunnyorDie.

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Cristine Reyes, Luningning and Cherry Ann Kubota pictures from August 2007 FHM Phillippines

August 31, 2007 | Filed Under Random EuroHottie

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Today as a special treat from our great neighbors across the pond we bring you three Filipino hotties: Cristine Reyes, Cherry Ann Kubota and Luningning.

We don’t know jack squat about these women aside from them being attractive. They probably star in TV shows over there or something. As long as they’re better looking than Bai Ling, who cares.

Enjoy! There’s lots more after the jump.

Cristine Reyes

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Listen to Britney Spears’ new single Gimme More right here!

August 30, 2007 | Filed Under Britney Spears, Video

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Britney Spears is back in the house and pretty soon, she’ll be back on your radio, in your iPod and all over your MTV / MuchMusic / etc. Welcome home, Britney!

Today Gimme More was leaked to PerezHilton and TMZ, but somehow we managed to get a hold of the song through our network of sources (actually, we downloaded it from Perez but so the fuck what?) and we bring it to you here. Hit it up on the flash player below.

What do YOU think? Love it? Hate it? Can’t wait to shake your ass to it after drinking fourteen mojitos and blowing the dude with the Hollister shirt?

Let us know in the comments, yo!

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Hayden Panettiere pictures from the Heroes World Tour in London, Paris

August 30, 2007 | Filed Under Hayden Panettiere

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Hayden Panettiere is out on the Heroes world tour, teasing men around the world with her great looks and innocent smile. Here are pictures from her stops in London and Paris alongside fellow cast members Adrian Pasdar, Milo Ventimigilia and Jack Coleman.

Heroes is back with season two action on Monday 24 September at 9:00pm on NBC. Seeya there.

Oh yeah, there’s a few more pics after the jump. Enjoy!

London

Paris

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Remember that ‘cry for help’ from Owen Wilson? Yeah, he’s a junkie…

August 30, 2007 | Filed Under Owen Wilson

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We’re not entirely sure why we’ve been on a rampage against these junkie idiots that continue to plague Hollywood, but when one tries to take themselves out it almost seems like they’re doing the world a favor. Owen Wilson is the latest in an extremely long list of people that we were initially empathetic towards but are now turning the cold shoulder to. From NYPost:

Wilson was hooked on heroin and cocaine, struggling with depression and hanging out with the wrong crowd in the months before his attempted suicide, according to a bombshell new report.

Wilson’s drug use was so frequent, it was even the cause of his Memorial Day breakup with Kate Hudson.

And his friends are placing the blame squarely on Wilson’s newfound best buddy, British actor Steve Coogan, with whom he starred in several films, according to exclusive interviews in US Weekly magazine.

“I went through it with Steve,” Coogan’s former girlfriend, rocker Courtney Love, told US.

“I was just out of rehab, and he was right there with the drugs. I tried to warn Owen. I tried to warn his friends. I hope from the bottom of my heart that Owen stays the hell away from that guy.”

Wilson’s addiction was so severe, his pal Woody Harrelson tried to stage an intervention at his home in Maui.

“Owen went to Maui, Hawaii, to kick his habit,” a longtime Wilson pal told the mag. “He was like a baby on that couch.”

The friend said that heroin was the first thing that came to mind when Wilson and Hudson split and he suddenly “disappeared off the face of the earth.”

You know you’re a trainwreck if fucking Courtney Love of all people is warning you about drugs. As you can see from the story, Owen let drugs ruin his relationship and now nearly his life.

Interestingly enough, the finger has been pointed at Steve Coogan. Let’s see if we can get some confirm/deny news so that we can send the guy a gigantic “fuck you!” and hit him in the face with a shovel.

Readers: You can feel sorry for junkies all you want, but don’t expect it from us. No matter WHO the junkie is. How did Shakespeare put it? Hoist by your own petard. You want to do the drugs, go ahead and do them. But don’t come crying when your life is in the shitter. No one forced that needle in.

One last p.s.: Thanks for setting such a great example for all of the youth that loves your films, Owen. Good job.

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Crackhead Bobby Brown lived in his car while paying for crackhead Whitney Houston’s rehab

August 30, 2007 | Filed Under Bobby Brown, Whitney Houston

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According to divorce documents gathered by sources today, Bobby Brown claims he lived in his car while paying for Whitney’s $10,000 hotel bill while she was in rehab. I’m not sure if this guy is a hero or a complete fuckup. From ExtraTV:

In Brown�s declaration, he claims, �Since Whitney has been awarded sole legal and physical custody of Bobbi Kris, she has attempted to eliminate me from Bobbi Kris� life.�

He also states, �I did all I could to see my daughter�I also paid approximately $10,000 for Whitney and Bobby Kris to live in a nice hotel while Whitney was going through rehab�I basically lived in my car.�

He concludes, �I have not seen or spoken to my daughter since early June and I have no prospect of speaking to her or seeing her anytime soon due to Whitney�s actions.�

Houston�s declaration says, �We have a daughter together and I would like him to be involved in her life� I did not talk to him about reconciliation or marriage counseling.�

Houston states �Frankly, I needed to be divorced from him so that I could get my life back on track.�

Frankly, you need to get your ass off the crack to get your life on track. This new breed of celebrity flameout (Lindsay Lohan, etc.) has nothing on Bobby and Whitney. These two completely owned the 90s tabloid scene, and it’s kind of nice to see them back in the news again. Waxing nostalgic, we are.

You can click here to read the divorce papers. They include the statements from both Bobby and Whitney so they’re a pretty fun read. Note that Adobe Reader or another PDF viewer is required!

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Dancing With the Stars’ season five celebrity cast announced… ugh.

August 29, 2007 | Filed Under Television News

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If you’re a fan of the hilarious washed-up-celebrity-trainwreck that is Dancing With the Stars, then you’ll be someone who cares about the season five cast. Here they are:

Wayne Newton (pictured above)
Floyd Mayweather Jr. (the boxer)
Mark Cuban (Broadcast.com entrepreneur, owner of the Dallas Mavericks)
Melanie Brown (Yeah, the bisexual muff diver one, from the Spice Girls)
Sabrina Bryan (from some shitty show on the Disney Channel)
Helio Castroneves (the Indy 500 champion)
Jennie Garth (uh hello… Beverly Hills 90210!!)
Josie Maran (the model)
Cameron Mathison (from All My Children)
Marie Osmond (sister of Donny!)
Albert Reed (some model)
Jane Seymour (call me Kittykat…)

Isn’t that a doozy. Congrats to those of you that watch this crap, it seems like it would be a fun cast. Not that us here at downity would ever consider watching DWTS. Who can tolerate that lame shit?

Well, gotta run. We’re off to watch The Hills.

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