Apparently Britney’s massive breakdown at the OK! shoot uh… wasn’t

July 25, 2007 | Filed Under Britney Spears

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In what appears to be much ado about selling magazines, it turns out that the media (shit i guess that means us) owes Britney a bit of an apology for jumping to conclusions. It would appear that OK! Magazine totally blew this shit out of proportion and now those clownfuckers owe us an apology. First, Jossip reports:

OK! has no Britney exclsuive [sic] photos and the interview�s bad�no real revelations. Sarah Ivens is trying to make herself look good in front of her bosses as her ass is on the line because sales are poor. Richard Desmond�s pumping millions into it but news stand sales struggle to get above 400,000. No one wants to advertise in the magazine. He�s losing patience with Ivens. She�s planning her exit strategy by putting out stories about herself.

Sigh. Well isn’t that a fucking doozy… real good idea to get magazine sales churning! Here’s the “juicy” part from OK! (none of which you didn’t hear about yesterday):

As OK! diligently prepared for the photo session, Britney and her dancer friends were in downtown Los Angeles shooting a music video, which reportedly cost Britney $30,000 of her own money. At approximately 10:30 a.m., Collazo received another call from Funk, who seemed frantic. There had been no wardrobe on the set of the video shoot and she wanted to make sure that OK! had clothes for our shoot. Collazo assured her, yet again, that OK! had a large selection of clothes on hand and reminded Funk that Britney was due to meet OK! at 12 p.m. But noon came and went with no sign of the pop star, who eventually rolled up at about 12:45 p.m. …

The wardrobe crew was informed that the high-end selection of clothing just wasn�t sexy � the items weren�t short enough or tight enough. The wardrobe team was then ushered out of the room so that Funk could take over as the stylist. After finding the first item of clothing that suited Britney�s tastes � a pink silk Alisha Levine dress valued at over $274 � Britney decided she was finally ready to sit down for her interview …

Just a few minutes into the conversation, though, the Louisiana native decided to break for lunch, sitting down to a catered meal of chicken and vegetables. But her decision to wear her silk outfit as she ate raised the eyebrows of our wardrobe coordinator, who requested that she not dine in the dress. Brit dismissively refused to take it off, and after consuming her meal, stood up and rubbed grease from her fingers into the front and back of the dress. It was ruined!

As if on cue, her new Yorkie puppy, London, followed suit by pooping on a $6,700 Zac Posen gown! Neither Britney or her assistant bothered to clean it up until the coordinator demanded it be taken care of, and Funk scooped up the mess with a tissue.

So the facts are Britney wiped her hands on a $274 dress and her brand new puppy (who obviously isn’t yet housetrained) dropped a small one on a gown, which someone cleaned with a tissue. If this isn’t a total flameout piece of shit then I don’t know what is.

Here’s a COMPLETE FUCK YOU to Sarah Ivens, and we here at downity.com hope you rot. LIAR! p.s. these below are pics of Brit from the shoot and apparently a sniper took them through a scope or something.