Britney Spears has lost it again, this time it’s getting REALLY WEIRD

July 25, 2007 | Filed Under Britney Spears

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britney spears is toast

I can remember a time when I wanted to date Britney Spears. She had finally separated herself from that leech Federline, and she was single and all MILFy. Then she kerploded and now we’re here today. A couple of days ago Britney called up OK! Magazine to arrange a photo shoot and an interview. Why is anyone’s guess, but she completely melted down during the thing and it’s going to hit newsstands unedited on Friday. Here’s a sneak peek as to what you will find:

According to multiple sources, Britney’s behavior during the interview was “nothing less than a meltdown.” She was, according to our sources, “completely out of it” during the shoot. The photos are “so bad” we’ve learned, that to publish them could “kill her career.” Apparently, Brit Brit’s eyes rolled back in her head at one point, causing her to look half dead. Her mood, we’re told, was extremely erratic. She took frequent bathroom breaks our source says, and each time she returned her mood would change. She was also completely paranoid during the entire interview, fearing at one point the ceiling was about to cave in on her. Out of control y’all!

So far… not too bad. Considering the shit show that has been Britney’s life the past little while, not too much out of the ordinary, right? I mean a few career killing photos, some half dead looks, and probably doing some sort of drugs in the bathroom. Who knows. But then it actually gets creepy:

We’ve also learned that Brit had some issues with hygiene on the set as well. At one point, Britney ordered up some fried chicken to munch on. We’re told after she chowed down, she wiped her hands on a several thousand dollar Gucci dress that she was wearing for the shoot, staining it with grease.

Maybe this isn’t all that nuts either, actually. I mean she’s from small-town Louisiana, probably raised in a trailer park or something judging by that crazy drawl she talks with. And who doesn’t want to wipe their finger-lickin’ good grease off on some Gucci napkins? But wait, we’re not finished here:

One of her dogs also needed some assistance in the housebreaking department. Our on-set spy says that the dog pooped all over the floor, and Brit used (what else?) — a Chanel dress to clean it up!

Now that, friends, is fucked. So the former queen of pop and all that jazz is now going completely loony during interviews, eating fried chicken and wiping her hands on expensive designer dresses and cleaning up dog shit with them as well? What the fuck is going on with this woman? I think the coke dealers in Hollywood have jacked up their shit or something because these young starlets are dropping like flies. If this pans out to be true, Britney has seriously gone off the deep end and needs much more than a short trip to rehab to help her out. And for fuck’s sakes someone get her kids away from her already!

OK! Editor-in-Chief Sarah Ivens said, “OK! Magazine spent a heartbreaking day with Britney Spears and witnessed first-hand an emotional cry for help that will leave you shocked and sad. This week, on newsstands Friday, the truth will be told.”

Good luck, Britney. I’ll forever you remember you as that hottie in the “Toxic” video.