Britney Spears is fat, drunk, topless, lonely, in a hottub, making out with music video extras… and losing her kids

August 8, 2007 | Filed Under Britney Spears

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Well folks, we’re not entirely sure it’s possible to get through a day without having at least one to two stories to share with you about our favourite batshit crazy milf, Britney Spears. Today US Weekly went out with Britney on the cover, and the title “My Twisted Night With Brit” – a story where she gets drunk, naked in a hot tub and starts making out with some extra from her music video. Bear in mind, this is months ago now:

Onlookers watched in shock as Brit – who divorced KEVIN FEDERLINE days later – stripped at a hotel pool.

Brit swigged from a bottle of Jack Daniel�s and downed Mojito cocktails before flashing her breasts and playing a game of truth or dare.

American Mike kept his trunks on as straggly-haired Brit – who had a 1999 hit with Crazy – groped him.

Mike was an extra on the video shoot and says she later tried to seduce him in her hotel suite – while wearing nothing but a pair of pink pants.

He said: �I went in and found Britney lying on the bed with her knees up and just a pair of pink panties on.

�She was looking like she was ready – and I wanted to finalise it.�

But he didn’t. Go read the rest of the story here if for some reason you care. Here are the supposedly “nude” pictures but you can’t see jack.

Of course, even though Britney somehow managed to win joint custody of her two children with Fed-Ex, he has said “fuck that!” and decided he’s filing for primary custody:

Kevin Federline has filed an order to show cause for primary physical custody of his two sons with ex-wife, Britney Spears, according to a source.

The documents were filed in Los Angeles Superior Court on Wednesday by Federline’s lawyer, according to the source.

Spears and Federline’s divorce was finalized less than two weeks ago. At the time, the couple agreed to split custody 50-50 of Sean Preston, 22 months, and Jayden James, 10 months.

But a source close to Federline told PEOPLE that the would-be-rapper was worried Spears was exposing the boys to “unnecessary risk” and that his lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, “hopes to get Kevin primary custody.”

And you know the sad thing? He’s going to get the kids, too. And then Brit will surely melt down, as if she’s not already! Britney’s new manager better get her ass in shape, and quick.

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