Britney Spears is under new management

August 6, 2007 | Filed Under Britney Spears

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Britney Spears is still doing this on-again-off-again “career” business and has decided to sign an A-Level agent to represent her: Jeff Kwatinez. You may know Jeff from recent successes as “being fired by Kelly Clarkson” and “I made Leo DiCaprio richer than 30% of countries on Earth!”. TMZ reports:

Britz has hired uber-manager Jeff Kwatinez to help resurrect her dying career. Nurse! Code Blue!

We’re told Kwatinetz, CEO of The Firm, one of Hollywood’s most powerful agencies, is eager to get his hands on a charity case — and Britney’s a case, for sure. If he can pull off an image revamp for the trashtastic poptart, he’ll be considered a hero in Hollywood … and considered for sainthood by the Vatican! Good luck to him. Bring your own Taser!

Well he’s certainly up for a challenge taking on Britney Spears’ career “revitalization”. If she can get her head out of her ass for long enough to see that she’s doing more to destroy her career rather than build it, perhaps she will heed his well-experienced wisdom. Then again she’s just as likely to buy a hundred million avocados and offer to make guacamole for the entire population of Honduras. Here she is looking like herself, enjoy it if you’re into it…

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James August 7, 2007 12:34 pm

It’s funny that celebs need people to tell them how to dress and act. Well actually come to think of it most guys need girlfriends for that so I guess it’s not that funny. I miss the Britney Spears that appeared on Slurpee cups (I know that cup is around here somewhere).

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