Britney Spears’ PR campaign for her new album is working… so are those blue mesh panties

September 28, 2007 | Filed Under Britney Spears, Joey Fatone

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It seems like Britney Spears’ PR campaign for her new album is working. The only issue we see is that it’s making her out to be a trailer trash, lowlife drug addict alcoholic parent that hates the fact she has kids.

First, the Rag is reporting that she’s been taking Ecstasy to get high and Ativan to bring her back down:

The source revealed: “It was one of Britney’s friends saying he’d seen Britney take four Ecstasy pills in the bedroom of a Hollywood Hills home during a party on August 11.

“Lynne was also told that Britney has done the drug more recently – and she’s taken Ativan, an anti-anxiety medication, to help her come down because the Ecstasy was so intense. Lynne put down the phone and froze.”

Well, whatever. I know parents that do E from time to time, although 4 caps of it is a little excessive. You’d think someone with Britney’s kind of money and connections could get some pure, intense, melt your fucking socks E that would top you off around a cap or two.

It also seems that Brit has found some helpers to push her PR along. Joey Fatone either wants to help out or wants to pull Brit’s hair as he’s invited her to his place in Miami to chill out a bit. Check it:

Joey told US TV channel Extra: “Britney, call me, come over to my house, come to Orlando, get away from it all. It’s a good thing to get out of Los Angeles.

“I think she just needs some time, some time to really heal. If you’re there, let me know. I’m here for you, sweetheart.”

BRITNEY! Fuck that dude, come on up to Canada. We’ll get you on a BC weed program and you’ll be relaxed and mellowed out before you know it. Plus you’ll have Mr. Downity to provide you with some “therapy”.

Here’s the latest pics of Mama Britney we could find. We can’t figure out if her look is improving or declining lately. We’d still it it though… hit it with the fury of an angry god. Enjoy.