Well, if you’re not making $25,000 a month at whatever random piece of crap job you have, it’s time to start popping out kids with rappers:

The $25,000 per month in child support that 50 Cent pays to his son’s mother is not enough, says the boy’s mother, Shaniqua Tompkins.

The rapper is “worth tens and tens of millions of dollars,” said her attorney, Raoul Felder.

Tompkins and 50 Cent, born Curtis Jackson, are disputing in family court located in Central Islip, Long Island over their 10-year-old son, Marquise Jackson.

With his G-Unit record label, clothing line, ring-tones and other business ventures, 50 Cent made an estimated $33 million in the past year, according to Forbes magazine.

Brett Kimmel, 50’s lawyer, called Tompkins “insatiable.”

“Her demands keep escalating,” Kimmel said.

In March, 50 Cent filed papers in Family Court to make the child support arrangement he has with his son’s mother a formal process.

Closed-door hearings on the child support case are scheduled to continue this week.

This is exactly why I’m not ever having kids. And also why I put tabasco sauce in the rubber after I’ve used it – ou just never know what some crazy bitch is willing to do to get her hands on $25k a month. Then again child support from me would be more like $25 a month. At least they can only get half, right??

B I C. Bitches. Is. CRAZY.

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