Alexyss Tylor – host of cable access show Vagina Power – is back and has a warning for gay guys everywhere.

This video, like all the rest she does, is absolute comedy. Try to count how many times you hear the word “dick”, divide it by the amout of times you hear “suck”, and then divide by “gay” + “women”. Good luck!

IT’S THE RETURN OF ALEXYSS TYLOR!! In her return the public access queen of vagina/penis power flails around with chocolate-colored dildos, screams and rants about the power of the dick, and just generally makes you think you’ve just did a couple of rails and you’re in some sort of weird ass church where they do nothing but shove rubber phalluses in their collective anus all damn day.

In short, it’s HILARIOUS. It’s almost difficult to tell if her show and her personality is all one giant act, or if she’s actually this loony. I definitely need to somehow get Alexyss to guest column here on Downity. Here’s her bio:

Alexyss K. Tylor is a native of Atlanta, GA.
Community service advocate
Producer of essential healing oil blends
Ordained as a minister through the Universal Brotherhood in 2001
Motivational speaker, lecturer, guest on 89.3 WRFG, People TV, Inner Radio 2005-2006

Producer/Host of the Alexyss Tylor Show since January 2006 The Alexyss Tylor Show is on every WEDNESDAY night at 9pm on People TV on Comcast ch.24

Author of Spiritual Sexuality Vagina Power to be released in late 2006
Licensed real estate agent
The Founder of The Center for Healing and Transformative Studies Inc. A non-profit organization that is designed to empower abused women and children.

Ordained as a minister through the Universal Brotherhood in 2001. See that shit?? Amazing. Three more Alexyss Tylor vids after the jump. Enjoy!