Video: in case you hadn’t seen this allison stokke interview…

May 31, 2007 | Filed Under Allison Stokke, Video

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…here it is.

in other news, the dude who was running www.allisonstokke.com has chickened out and threw in the towel, apologizing for the “unwanted attention”.

Allison – I doubt you will ever read this but if you do – YOU ARE NUTS IF YOU DON’T CAPITALIZE ON YOUR BEAUTY. THAT’S WHAT HOT GIRLS DO.

oh, and dump that total schlub you’re dating… if you haven’t already. trust me there’s a hot male celebrity that wants to spruce your nether regions with his… uh… spruce? fuck i need some sleep.

one more time for good measure: you can't see this photo enough.

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Pole Vault Girl Allison Stokke Pictures, Pictures and MORE PICTURES!

May 23, 2007 | Filed Under Allison Stokke

i can’t. stop. staring.

sigh

sometimes my friends wonder why i’m into younger girls (pole vault girl is 18 and legal, thank you very much) and not into girls my age. let’s see… hot freshman college track star girl with ripe, delicious, 10/10 body or 27 year overweight single mom with a honda civic, a flabby ass and all sorts of high maintenance baggage… hmmmmm… WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I LIKE YOUNGER GIRLS

not to mention all of the amazing “pole” jokes i could fill this space with. just look at her grip on that pole! she sure looks like she’s great with a pole. pole, pole, POLE!!!

LOOK AT HER!!! as a matter of fact, look at her A LOT. there’s *60* pics after the jump, you can slide me a fiver later. dang.

p.s. thanks to whatever cuckoo stalker aced all of these pictures. my pants are off to you, friend… whoever you are.