until i kidnapped her and moved her into my closet. luckily i was finished with that piece of trash nicole richie, who seems to have stopped eating the food i was giving her and now looks like the gingerbread man. well piss on her.

take a look at this sweet photo above… it’s awesome in so many ways. enrique is clearly rubbing himself staring at anna’s ass (which i would also be doing if i was in the same position), while she is singing a song about picking her bikini bottoms out of her ass, in russian. amazing!

for you teenage boys out there, here’s a few more of princess anna of 0 slam wins

UPDATE: Apparently Julio’s kid was lying about their split. FUCK YOU ENRIQUE, THAT SHIT AIN’T FUNNY