The Olsen Twins Are 21! Who Gives A S*@T??

June 19, 2007 | Filed Under Ashley Olsen, Mary Kate Olsen, Olsen Twins

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olsen twins are 21

Happy birthday, sluts! I can’t for the life of me remember which of you was the cokehead and which was the skinny anorexic one. Or which one went to rehab, or which one had plastic surgery. So I’m just going to assume it was both of you I slept with. How’s a guy to know?

Maybe Max Snow doesn’t know either… he thinks he’s making out with the one that’s his girlfriend, but in truth she’s really off banging Calum Best. I wonder if Max has hit up both of them?

Mary-Kate was seen making out with boyfriend Max Snow and the two later jumped into the pool together with their clothes on.

The newly legal duo took great pains to keep out would-be party crashers, closing down the street in front of their house and hiring a security team to keep order.

At one point, there was a tearful tribute from family and friends who took turns giving speeches about the girls.

“It was really heartfelt but a great time,� says a source. �Everyone danced all night.�

Aww… sounds very PG-13. Lame.

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