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2007 Teen Choice Awards! The stars arrive, we bring you the pictures…

roadrage — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 03:11:17 +0000

Here’s a ton of pictures from arriving stars at tonight’s 2007 Teen Choice Awards. Fashion disasters included, of course. Dozens more pics after the jump.

Hilary Duff

Vanessa Hudgens

Emmy Rossum

Kelly Clarkson

Jessica Alba

Aimee Teegarden

Avril Lavigne

Avril Lavigne loves to run around naked while drunk!

roadrage — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 03:14:37 +0000

It turns out that Avril Lavigne likes to run around naked while she’s pissed drunk! Not that this is a startling revelation, as most of us are pretty keen on getting shitfaced and peeling off all of our clothes. It’s just much nicer to think about Avril doing it…

The Canadian singer, who is married to Sum 41 rocker Deryck Whibley, admits she enjoys stripping off after a few drinks.

She said: “I’ve been known to run around naked when I’m drunk.

“One time I was drinking whiskey, and I was so loud, someone called the police.

“I have a side to me that’s a bit delinquent and I get myself in trouble. I like to drink and party and speak my mind. But when it comes down to it, I’m a good person and I wouldn’t deliberately hurt anyone.”

Lame. I’d let her get drunk and try to deliberately hurt me! Nothing like a girl that likes to get wasted and try to take a few rounds out of her boyfriend… fiesty chicks are HOT.

Speaking of hot, here’s Avril looking absolutely smoking hot in an Arena magazine photoshoot. These pictures are actually from the April 2007 edition but they finally leaked onto the net in a much higher quality format, so we wanted to bring them to you to enjoy.

SHOCKING NEWS: Avril Lavigne doesn’t write her own songs; steals others’; gets sued

roadrage — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 04:50:32 +0000

In what truly came as a shock to us at Downity news came out of the Ceeb today that Avril Lavigne has been sued by songwriters for stealing their shit:

Canadian punk princess Avril Lavigne is being sued by U.S. songwriters who claim her smash hit Girlfriend sounds suspiciously like a track they took up the charts in the 1970s.

Lavigne’s manager, Terry McBride, said the pop starlet is one of several people named in a lawsuit filed July 2 that alleges striking similarities to the 1979 Rubinoos song I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend.

Ooh… shocking. But not really. Did anyone actually think this woman writes her own shit? “Avril Lavigne” is just an act she plays. For instance – below are two sets of pictures. One set are candids – she got found out in the open, pics taken, signed some autographs. About 5 days ago in Stockholm. The other set is performing onstage in Berlin a couple days ago.

Notice that normally – SHE DOESN’T LOOK LIKE A FUCKING CLOWN! Her “Avril Lavigne” getup is in full swing on stage, where she dresses all Punkorama 4 and sings Sk8er Boi. Of course she doesn’t write her own shit. Grab a brain, she’s nothing more than a somewhat hot piece of ass that won the marketing battle.

Avril almost shows her tittie bombs

roadrage — Thu, 17 May 2007 06:26:08 +0000

well i suppose if you’re a 12 year old boy who just stole the latest copy of Blender from 7-11 you’ve just returned from the bushes near said 7-11 with creamy boy juice all over your skivvies… for the infantile avril lavigne has decided to tease us all with her boyish body ALMOST NAKED!!

i could crap all over this post but you’ve already got a handful of jergens so why make you wait. here’s the rest of them and they’re even more clothed: