Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe is all set to head on over to our side of the pond and show off his (insert slang for penis here) to the young-nudity-ready-and-willing theater crowd. I bet there’s all sorts of old dudes who are heading to the TicketMaster site already. Check it:

British actor Daniel Radcliffe hopes to debut on Broadway next year in a reprise of his London role in “Equus,” a performance where he shed not only his clothes but the mantle of Harry Potter.

Radcliffe won rave reviews for his performance as a tortured teenager during an 8-week run of Peter Shaffer’s grueling psychological thriller in London earlier this year, but said the prospect of acting in New York was “terrifying.”

“It will be amazing, but I will be terrified because I was talking to Richard Griffiths about playing New York and he said the most stupid thing you can do is underestimate New York audiences,” said Radcliffe, 18, in an interview with Reuters.

Well, we were talking to Richard Griffiths about playing New York and he said:

The thing about New York is… if you’re a well-hung bastard, you’ll sell that show out every night. But if you’re hung like a fruit bat, you’re pretty much fucked.

Good luck fending off the legions of fatass women fans, Daniel. I’m sure once you’re over here we’ll be inundated with blurry mobile phone cam pictures of you on stage, too. Which, we will add, sounds fucking nasty.