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	<title>downity.com - trashing celebrities daily &#187; Danny Bonaduce</title>
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		<title>LADIES: Danny (Partridge) Bonaduce is FINALLY SINGLE!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2007 02:27:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s right all you women getting the warm fuzzies just from reading the headline &#8211; Danny Bonaduce&#8217;s wife has FINALLY filed for divorce &#8211; citing irreconcilable differences. Personally, I get a kick out of the guy. Not sure if y&#8217;all remember this, but he kicked the shit out of a transvestite hooker back in the [...]]]></description>
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<p>That&#8217;s right all you women getting the warm fuzzies just from reading the headline &#8211; <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20042585,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines">Danny Bonaduce&#8217;s wife has FINALLY filed for divorce &#8211; citing irreconcilable differences.</a></p>
<p>Personally, I get a kick out of the guy.  Not sure if y&#8217;all remember this, but he kicked the shit out of a transvestite hooker back in the early 90s.  Up until a year ago, he was drunk all the time and causing all sorts of shit.  Check out this quote:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;My 1991 brawl with a transvestite is still the classic. He was a big guy, so once I got him down, I kept decking him. Then I saw the cops and thought, &#8216;Hmmm. Danny Partridge beating the shit out of a transvestite hooker. I should probably run.&#8217; I listened to my own high-speed pursuit on the stereo of my car after beating the shit out of a transvestite prostitute. That&#8217;s bitchin&#8217;.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>How could this guy get any better?  Well&#8230; there is a weird twist to it:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;This divorce couldn&#8217;t be more amicable,&#8221; Bonaduce tells PEOPLE. &#8220;In fact, we&#8217;re still living in the same house. Gretchen is my best friend, and she still helps me with my career.&#8221; </p></blockquote>
<p>The SAME HOUSE??  Man that must be crazy.  Separate beds??  Too bad he&#8217;s been sober for over a year now, or this could be interesting.  I guess the party&#8217;s over eh Danny?  Good luck with the separation, and smart of you to give her half of your $6.6 million right from the get-go.  Saves you having to pay lawyers the rest and still have the bitch get it anyways.  </p>
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