Looks like Jessica Alba can get a little ruthless when she’s sucking your face. In a steamy kissing scene from their new movie Good Luck Chuck, Alba and co-star Dane Cook both managed to chip a tooth. From Contact:

JESSICA ALBA has lost her perfectly sexy look after chipping a tooth during a kissing scene in her new movie. The actress admits she and Good Luck Chuck co-star Dane Cook went too far with one energetic love scene and they both needed dentistry work. She explains, “I chipped my front tooth doing a kiss with Dane and he chipped his bottom tooth. “We were doing this comedic Mr + Mrs Smith love scene, and we were slamming into walls and breaking things and tumbling over couches and stuff. ”

At one point, he slammed my head into a picture frame and, while my head was smacking into the wall and breaking the picture, his teeth slammed into my teeth. “Now I have a bond on my tooth and when I take it off I look like Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber.” But Alba insists she won’t be rushing to get the problem permanently fixed: “I can definitely take the bond off of my tooth and throw people off a bit. I get to take this thing off and be somebody else for a little while. It’s like a disguise.”

Ok guys, admit it. You’d totally take a chipped tooth to get your shit on with Jessica Alba. Jess… call me. We can talk.

Jessica Alba, winner of the Female Hottie Award, hasn’t worked out or been on a diet for months. At the annual Fashion Rocks concert on Thursday she told the Peep:

Alba, 26, looked fit at the annual Fashion Rocks concert in New York Thursday night, but denied doing anything to get her body the way it is. “I haven’t really worked out in two months, but I do like to do yoga. I’m not on a diet. ”

The winner of the female hottie award at the Teen Choice Awards does, however, admit to one healthy habit: “I drink a lot of water.”

The actress told Instyle magazine this spring that she “had womanly curves at a young age,” which she says dictated her early career. “Usually kid actors are a few years older than the roles they play. I was two or three years younger.”

Yeah, we knew you were two or three years younger. That just embellished those fantasies, baby.

Jessica Alba is one serious piece of hot ass. There’s a few more after the jump. Enjoy!!

Hilary Duff

Vanessa Hudgens

Emmy Rossum

Kelly Clarkson

Jessica Alba

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Avril Lavigne

If our sources are correct, it appears that Jessica Alba may have contracted genital herpes from Derek Jeter. Jessica Alba’s assistant at the time she was dating Jeter has made claims that she had to replenish her genital herpes medication (Valtrex) prescription on a regular basis. From LARagMag:

Jessica Alba(before she was Jessica Alba) used to date Derek Jeter, the serial celebrity dater, who plays for the NY Yankees. Well, our source who worked for one of their camps, had to refill her Valtrex prescription for her on a regular basis! Guess who she got it from…that’s right…dirty Derek Jeter.

You know what this means don’t YOU?!! All of his other famous relationships could have contracted the STD TOO! Derek’s most famous sexual conquest include Mariah Carey, Jessica Alba, Vanessa Minnillo and most recently Jessica Biel. Which means JT could have it AAAHHH!!

Man, if this is true how batshit crazy/hilarious/awesome is that? Imagine if you’re Justin Timberlake, and you got herpes from Jessica Biel, who got it from Derek Jeter? I wonder who Jeter got it from…

Any guesses? Leave ‘em in the comments! To soften the blow from this startling news, here’s Jessica on the set of her new movie “The Eye”, being shot in Vancouver. Clearly, it’s breezy. Mmm! 5 more pics after the jump.

Well, now you KNOW what Jessica Alba with no bra on at a drugstore looks like. Thanks to us.

Apparently, this drugstore is air conditioned because those are some serious glass cutters…

Excellent. Now I can go to sleep.

the pics can speak for themself. Here’s Jessica Alba’s coinslot in all it’s mostly untanned glory.

p.s. sorry about the blurry pics. since it’s all they do with their life, you would think the paparazzi could operate a camera. apparently, no.

for Jessica Alba has graced this month’s GQ magazine, and here are the pics to prove it. i’d write a bit more about this, but it’s very early in the morning and the wood needs treatment. get you some!