Well, now that she’s cleaned off the meth, looking awesome and sporting that rack you knew she couldn’t stay single forever. Jodie Sweetin, who we all remember as Stephanie Tanner from Full House, has decided to walk down the aisle for the second time.

Jodie Sweetin, who played Stephanie in “Full House” during the sitcom’s eight-year run, got married Saturday at the Little Church of the West. Sweetin, who overcame a crystal meth addiction that cost her five teeth, married Cody Herpin, 30, of Los Angeles. Sweetin, 25, joins a long list of celebrities who married at the chapel, best known for the site of where Elvis and Ann Margret exchanged vows during the filming of “Viva Las Vegas.”

Well, good luck Cody. Hopefully you’re mentally set for the challenges that will come with being married to a former meth addict. For instance – have you ever seen her with her fake teeth out? I bet that looks just SUPER hot. And then there’s always that off chance that she’ll relapse and go all Spun on your ass. If you ever see Tom Sizemore around the house, that will be a sure sign that you need to pack your fucking bags and get the hell out of there.

Remember: once a crackhead, always a chance of a relapse. But we at Downity wish you both the best! Enjoy those new boobs!

Jodie Sweetin – or as the world knows her, Stephanie Tanner of Full House fame – has uh… developed. And how. Here she is at the opening of Pink Taco yesterday and she looks fantastic. I’d hit it, although depending on the lighting I might be bringing along a paper bag. Not sure yet if I am going to cut eyeholes in it for her because that would be just a little creepy. Also, if you didn’t know this she went through a vicious battle with booze and crystal meth which cost her her marriage and nearly her life. Here’s the wiki:

Shortly after getting married Jodie began using crystal meth. Her addiction lasted for a little over two years, and her friends, family, and husband were unaware. In March 2005, after being in the emergency room from the effects of alcohol and meth, she voluntarily checked herself into rehab. “One minute, everyone loves you, everyone wants you, you’re it,” Sweetin said. “And the next minute, they’re like, ‘Who? Oh no, never mind.’ In February 2006, she appeared on Good Morning America to publicly announce her meth addiction, mentioning that five of her teeth had rotted away. She also denied tabloid reports of a “three-day bender” and an intervention from her former Full House castmates. She also announced that her husband filed for divorce because her addiction put his status as a police officer in jeopardy. The divorce was finalized later that year.

Now clean and sober, Sweetin has expressed an interest in returning to acting in movies or television. From July 2006 to 2007, Sweetin hosted the second season of Pants-Off Dance-Off, a TV-PG rated dance contest on Fuse TV[1]. The program features mostly amateurs stripping down to their underwear to their favorite music videos.

Sweetin currently resides in Los Angeles, CA. She gives speeches about her recovery from meth addiction.

Recently Sweetin has been linked with Jason Wahler of the MTV show Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County. There have been several pictures of the two drinking in LA nightclubs together. However, in a recent press conference at Cal Poly in San Luis Obispo, California, she stated that she and Jason Wahler aren’t a couple. She is adopted and has referenced that her biological family has had a history of addiction [1] She also lent her voice in the comedic satire Farce of the Penguins which was directed by her Full House co-star Bob Saget.

Sex with a recovered drug and booze addict? Sign me up! Crazy girls know how to romp like no other…

Anyways, check her out and if she tickles your fancy, just remember that your little sister can hear you from outside your room, sicko!

pictures credit: the superficial