Sources today have given confirmation that Kim Kardashian will be gracing the cover of Playboy‘s December 2007 issue. From ICYDK:

Kim Kardashian is going to be “gracing” the cover of Playboy. Hef himself has picked Kim to be the December covergirl! The source at Playboy says Kim “will show one boob, and her bare butt.” Kardashian’s 12-page pictorial “will be one of the longest spreads Hef has done in a long time,” says the source.

WTF?! Only ONE boob? What’s wrong with the other one? Kim… just FYI most of us have seen you getting fucked in a nice range of positions in that little sex tape… so why aren’t you doing a full spread (lol) for Playboy?

If this turns out to be true, it’s fucking retarded. One boob. That’s like getting half a blowjob. Although if it’s the final half… you’re all good.

Kim Kardashian was spotted at Burbank airport yesterday with Southwest tickets in her hand, a nice bit of cleavage showing and somehow, what seems to be a new, improved face. No shit, we can’t figure out why but she definitely looks a bit more Catherine Zeta Jones minus thirty years.

Lots of pics below of Kim looking deelish. Enjoy!

What the christ is going on with television people today. Is it that there’s just not enough good shows going around Hollywood, or the writers are terrible, or is it just upper management is too coked out to make proper decisions? I’d like to see the pitch behind giving fucking Kim Kardashian a reality show.

Known for such hits as My Dad Saved OJ’s Ass and Tee Hee, Someone Leaked My Sex Tape! Giggle!, Kim Kardashian is… fuck I don’t even know what she is. WHY THE HELL IS SHE GOING TO BE ON TV?!?!?

�We�re all so different. Khloe�s, like, hysterical and says these ridiculous things. Kourtney is such a bitch. I�m in between. Brody�s so wild. The two little ones are adorable� It�s just such a good mix.�

“Brody” is none other than Brody Jenner, who you might know from his own efforts to grasp at the 15 minutes. They’re step-siblings, and apparently her whole family will be in the show. Don’t expect us to watch it; we get enough bullshit waste of time drama from Heidi and Spencer during The Hills.

Well, it looks like all the revenues from her “sex tape” have dried up as Kim Kardashian has decided to strip it all off and pose for Playboy! Rejoice, rejoice at the thought of seeing her Eighth-Wonder-of-the-World ass bare and in the flesh. Photoshopped, of course, to ensure that we won’t see any cellulite or anything else that had her hiding the damn thing the last time she was in a bikini… check it:

The voluptuous daughter of O.J. Simpson lawyer Robert Kardashian recently stripped down for Playboy. “The photos have been already shot. I don’t know if they show everything,” a source tells us.

Don’t know if they show everything? For fucks sakes, it’s PLAYBOY. Those pictures had better show me what color of pink her insides look like because I can assure you that the crappy sex tape her and Ricky Ray Hay or whatever his name was hardly showed jack shit. Here are some pics of Kim with her clothes on – hopefully the last time we’ll have to endure that.

Here’s a montage of Kim Kardashian bikini pictures, sans half-naked ass unfortunately. She managed to keep the damn thing covered with a towel the entire time she was gettin’ snapped.

TMZ saved the day by getting in touch with her (she doesn’t return my calls since I left a handprint half an inch deep in her big ol’ butt) to find out why she covered up and got this quote:

TMZ spoke with Kim this morning and she gave us a simple explanation: “You’d cover your big ass too if everyone was taking pictures.”

ACTUALLY, no I wouldn’t! I’d let the photogs take it and feel safe in the knowledge that thousands (perhaps more) of guys are jacking it to pictures of my ass in a pair of bikini bottoms. Hell, maybe they already are. 100% more pics after the jump.

A little Hayden Panettiere, for the “Younger Girl” or “Shorty” types (like me!):

A little Kim Kardashian, for the “Big Booty” or “Middle Eastern Beauty” types:

A little Jessica Simpson, for the “Big Titties” or “All American Beauty” types:

And last but not least, some Megan Fox pics, for the “Tattoos” or “Freaky Bitch” types:

Enjoy!

I can’t for the life of me remember why Kim Kardashian is popular! I mean I know she’s the daughter of one of OJ’s lawyers from that trial, and that she has a sex tape out (which isn’t all that great in my opinion) but there must be another reason she’s “famous” or “popular”.

I just can’t seem to put my finger on it. Oh well, here’s some pics!