Here is a megapost of pictures from Tuesday’s Maxim Style Awards. We didn’t bother to name each celeb, because that takes half the fun out of it.

But we’ll tell you this: you’ll find Izabella Miko, Leelee Sobieski, Summer Altice, Adrianne Curry, Vanessa Branch, Ashley Jones, Aisha Tyler, Natasha Henstridge (above), Christine Lakin, Gabrielle Union, Caroline D’Amore, Phoebe Price, Susie Castillo, Emmanuelle Vaugier, Noureen DeWulf, April Scott and Rena Riffel pictures in the bunch.

A whole bunch more pictures after the jump. Enjoy!

We haven’t the faintest clue what the hell boxing champ Oscar de la Hoya is doing dressed up in fishnets and panties, but you can be the judge of that. If he’s a tranny, he’s a tranny that you don’t want to fuck with. That’s for sure.

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Uh, so yeah. Happy Saturday and stuff!

Generally we don’t post links because we like to post news. But… there’s a shit ton of news today:

Giselle and Tom Brady are getting married (Hollywood Rag)

Jenna Jameson’s boobs are officially deflated (The Superficial)

Mr. P discusses how to pick up women (Big Plans, Big Crash)

Mick Jagger’s daughter is nude on the beach (Egotastic)

Beyoncé is suffering wardrobe malfunctions (Fatback and Collards)

Pete Doherty gets his kittens high. Someone shoot this retard (The Bosh)

Lindsay Lohan might just get out of those coke charges yet (Cele|Bitchy)

Enjoy.

…so we’ll just show it to you. Here is Kevin Federline, Pete Wentz, Steve Aoki, Benji Madden, Cisco Adler and Joel Madden all in Brett Ratner’s basement.

The hilarious part? The photo is part of a Vanityfair article entitled “I’m With Her” – which of course is about how these dudes are famous for nothing more than dating / humping / marrying / catching a STI from famous women.

The article is an eye-squeezing six pages, but you can find it here if you care. Wow… so much douche in one photo. How exciting.

Unsurprisingly, a live action remake of Voltron – the popular 80s-era cartoon series – has been green-lighted and just needs the papers to be inked. Variety reports:

New Regency is looking to assemble its own giant robot movie.
The 20th Century Fox-based production entity is close to a deal with the Mark Gordon Co. to adapt “Voltron: Defender of the Universe” into a live-action film.

Gordon has been developing the pic, based on the popular 1980s Japanese animated TV series, comicbooks and toy line, with Justin Marks penning the script.

Should the deal close, project would be one of the company’s more high-profile efforts since Robert Harper took over as chairman-CEO of Regency Filmed Entertainment earlier this year.

Marks’ take is described as a post-apocalyptic tale set in New York City and Mexico. Five ragtag survivors of an alien attack band together and end up piloting the five lion-shaped robots that combine and form the massive sword-wielding Voltron that helps battle Earth’s invaders.

“Voltron” pic has been in the works for nearly three years, with Jim Young’s Animus Films funding its development.

Great. And guess what else they’re brewing?

He is adapting “He-Man and the Masters of the Universe” for Joel Silver at Warner Bros., as well as the Green Arrow pic “Supermax,” also at the studio. Marks also has “Street Fighter” in the works at Hyde Park and Fox.

Street Fighter?? AGAIN?? How can you touch this Van Damme classic?

Now… who’s going to go home AND WHO’S GOING TO GO WITH ME!!!! Ahh, his best line EVER!

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ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!

David Lee Roth and his former bandmates in Van Halen will officially announce their reunion during a news conference at the Four Seasons Hotel in Los Angeles next Monday, according to their representatives.

“Come witness rock history as Van Halen makes an announcement of monumental proportions,” said a media alert e-mailed on Wednesday by concert promoter Live Nation.

Roth will be present at the 11 a.m. PDT announcement, along with Van Halen guitarist Eddie Van Halen and his older brother, Alex Van Halen, the band’s drummer.

David Lee Roth, and not Sammy Hagar, will be on the mic. And Michael Anthony has been replaced by Wolfgang Van Halen (Eddie’s 16 year old son) on the bass.

PAAANAMA! PANAMA-AHHH!

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