Rumer Willis is appearing partially nude in her upcoming movie with Anna Faris which I believe is still yet to be named. Here she is dressed in a hilarious weird ass vest, nude and wearing a dunce cap.

If only she didn’t have the same facial features, we’d be all over this. Maybe y’all out there are into it, but we’re not too hot on Rumer. Don’t tell anyone though, we don’t want Bruce after us!

TMZ is reporting that a papparazzi photog was the victim of a vicious beating outside the ESPY awards afterparty by a couple of people faking to be Rumer Willis’ bodyguards:

The fight began after two random jerks decided to act as Rumer Willis’ bodyguards as she made her way out of Skybar and then allegedly got violent with paparazzi. According to witnesses on scene, one of the men allegedly tripped a photographer who was attempting to take pix of the star. As the stunned shutterbug got up and tried to identify the culprit, we’re told another friend of the wannabe-bodyguards grabbed the photog by the head and slammed him to the ground head first, knocking him out and causing convulsions.

TMZ cameras caught sound of the attack and the immediate aftermath. You see another photog got nuts on the evildoers with his fists. Cops arrived shortly after and the man who allegedly slammed the photog to the ground was arrested.

The snapper was rushed to a hospital, where he was treated for three cracked ribs, a possibly dislocated shoulder and a concussion.

You know even though I’m in the business of writing about celebrities and using papparazzi photos and video – I still don’t like or really respect them that much. I mean if I was famous I’d be so pissed off at the paps that I’d likely be imprisoned for doing the same thing.

However – no one deserves to be treated like this. Especially by some chump that wants to nail ugly-as-a-horses-ass Rumer Willis and acts all tough around her. Well, now dude will get to spend some time in the county jail getting his ass worked over by bikers. Congrats, idiot.