Video: David Hasselhoff has Somehow Won Custody of his Children?!?

June 15, 2007 | Filed Under David Hasselhoff, Video

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Remember this guy?:

well, apparently he’s managed to win one of the most trashy, public custody fights in recent memory…

With a colossal smile plastered across his face, David Hasselhoff emerged from a Los Angeles County Superior courtroom moments ago and told our cameras he was awarded primary physical and sole legal custody of his two daughters…

After randomly proclaiming today “a beautiful day to go the beach,” Hoff told the media, “The judge said today ‘enough, enough is enough, these children have been through enough.’”

This is fucking fantastic! I’m so glad that the total drunk idiot got the kids and not the complete psycho bitch ex-wife. Now we can all go on wondering if The Hoff is going to be feeding his kids burgers off the floor too.

Floorburger, anyone?

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