NEW MONDAY FEATURE! The Monday MILF – this week in tribute to Faith Hill, a timeless beauty

July 23, 2007 | Filed Under Faith Hill, Monday MILF

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faith hill is a total MILF

Redbook can take it’s overphotoshopped cover and shove it up its own pretentious ass. Here at downity.com we’re proud to debut the Monday MILF with none other than Faith Hill, country singer and mother of three. First, we define MILF thanks to UrbanDictionary:

1. milf – “Mother I’d Like (to) Fuck”

mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just cuz their moms doesn’t mean that they don’t need a spark in their love life. If they’ve ever breastfed,they have really responsive nipples and a core of erectile tissue in their breasts. The ones in good shape have worked at regaining control over their vaginas (Kegel exercises). MILFs are usually real careful about birth control, they know accidents happen but they take responsible steps. They want to fuck with abandon, with no romantic complications for their under-19 family.
A MILF is any mother that is sexually desirable.

Well, maybe Faith doesn’t exactly fit that description, but we’d like to think she does nonetheless. Here’s the wiki on this week’s MILF:

Audrey Faith Perry McGraw, known professionally by her first married name Faith Hill (born September 21, 1967), is an American country singer, known for her commercial success as well as her marriage to fellow country singer Tim McGraw. Hill’s “soulful and rasping voice” and talent for picking songs have helped her to sell over 30 million records and accumulate 11 number one singles on the Country charts.

Hill has been honored by the Country Music Association, the Academy of Country Music, the Grammy Awards, the American Music Awards and the People’s Choice Awards. Her Soul2Soul II Tour 2006 with husband McGraw became the highest-grossing country tour of all time. In 2001 she was named one of the 30 most powerful women in America by Ladies Home Journal.

Fantastic. A great role model, a total hottie, and a MILF for us all to enjoy. Cheers to Faith Hill, our inaugural Monday MILF!