WHATCHU TALKIN’ BOUT? Gary Coleman cited for Disorderly Conduct in Utah for assaulting his steering wheel

July 31, 2007 | Filed Under Gary Coleman

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whatchu talkin bout!!!

Diff’rent Strokes actor and all around badass Gary Coleman was cited for disorderly conduct in Provo, Utah for – and get this – getting angry and hitting his steering wheel. NO SHIT:

One of Utah County’s more famous transplants has run afoul of the law. Provo police cited actor Gary Coleman for disorderly conduct after witnesses said they saw him having a heated discussion with a woman last Friday evening.

Passers-by told police Coleman’s temper was rising and he was hitting the steering wheel of his vehicle. The witnesses were concerned and called police.

When officers arrived, Coleman, known for his role in the TV series “Diff’rent Strokes,” calmed down. He was issued a misdemeanor citation for disorderly conduct.

Coleman moved to Santaquin in 2005, around the time he starred in “Church Ball” an LDS-genre movie filmed in Utah County.

Be fucking damned if I’m ever even setting foot in that Mormonized dump. You can get charged for losing your temper? Shit, the man hit his STEERING WHEEL. It’s not like the steering wheel is apt to press charges. I lose my temper all god damned day at the drivers around here, at work, at all the random idiots and seniors that cross my path… pretty much everyone. I hit things a lot less sturdy than my steering wheel on a pretty regular basis.

It’s good to know that in Utah you can get charged for getting angry and hitting your steering wheel but HEY! it’s all good if you want to have multiple wives and engage in polygamy. Because that’s religion, and religion is always right. Right?

Gary: this is what you get for living in LDS-Land. Do the right thing and get the fuck out of that giant cult compound they call a state and move somewhere reasonable. Shit anywhere but Utah, dude! What the fuck were you thinking?

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