Heidi Montag in a bikini. AGAIN. Still hasn’t shown us the goods, god damnit!

June 14, 2007 | Filed Under Heidi Montag

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heidi montag bikini pics

So here’s another set of pictures of the delicious (in my opinion ok? fuck off.) Heidi Montag. However, I’m starting to get the jitters at seeing all these clothes on her all the god damned time.

Heidi – it’s time to either do the Playboy shoot or – I hate to have to say this – release a sex tape. You have no real career, no star power, and nothing but these nice new fake titties and some decent looks to take you places. I’m not sure if you’ve noticed, but Hollywood is loaded with such things.

Look, I’ll let you get away with these bikini shots this time – but this is the LAST TIME. Next time at least give us some nipples or something!