heidi montits gets the Playboy offer

June 6, 2007 | Filed Under Heidi Montag

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heidi montag's boobs

well Playboy heard my call for Heidi’s massive new fake jugs to be splayed across the pages of their good ol’ men’s rag. Heidi’s bf Spencer Pratt (he can talk?) said that Playboy is offering $1 million US:

“Playboy is interesting in shooting Heidi’s new body,” Pratt told In Touch. “They’ve offered her $1 million to be in the magazine.”

but Playboy is calling that a total crock of shit:

Playboy representative Lauren Melone didn’t deny Montag received an offer to appear in the magazine, according to In Touch, but added Playboy “wouldn’t pay $1 million.”

and I’m likely to agree with Playboy. There’s no way they’d offer a relative nobody $1 million to shoot her fake tits when they could get girls just as good looking or better, with natural, huge cans from the middle of Arkansas for 1/100th of that. Which reminds me – I was just in Eastern PA this week and man does that area have some serious hotties. dang!

Since I’m a huge fan of Heidi’s boobs, here’s some more of em: