Brace yourselves: Kim Kardashian is getting her own reality show

August 8, 2007 | Filed Under Kim Kardashian

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What the christ is going on with television people today. Is it that there’s just not enough good shows going around Hollywood, or the writers are terrible, or is it just upper management is too coked out to make proper decisions? I’d like to see the pitch behind giving fucking Kim Kardashian a reality show.

Known for such hits as My Dad Saved OJ’s Ass and Tee Hee, Someone Leaked My Sex Tape! Giggle!, Kim Kardashian is… fuck I don’t even know what she is. WHY THE HELL IS SHE GOING TO BE ON TV?!?!?

�We�re all so different. Khloe�s, like, hysterical and says these ridiculous things. Kourtney is such a bitch. I�m in between. Brody�s so wild. The two little ones are adorable� It�s just such a good mix.�

“Brody” is none other than Brody Jenner, who you might know from his own efforts to grasp at the 15 minutes. They’re step-siblings, and apparently her whole family will be in the show. Don’t expect us to watch it; we get enough bullshit waste of time drama from Heidi and Spencer during The Hills.