Lindsay Lohan’s career starting to tank as hard as her personal life

July 20, 2007 | Filed Under Lindsay Lohan

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lindsay lohan is as dumb as a post

Wow, yesterday and today weren’t Lindsay Lohan’s days. Thursday the possibly-reformed drunk driving cokehead bisexual slut surrendered herself to Beverly Hills police to get mugged and printed in connection with her DUI and hit-and-run charges from back in May when the dumb bitch crashed her Benz. From the Peep:

Lindsay Lohan quietly surrendered to Beverly Hills police Thursday to be formally booked on misdemeanor charges of driving under the influence and hit-and-run stemming from a car crash last May.

Lohan, 21, arrived at the station at 4:15 p.m. and was released on $30,000 bail about an hour later, according to the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department Web site. She was accompanied by her attorney, police say.

Lohan was booked now because she was only cited � but not formally arrested � at the time of the incident due to her injuries, Beverly Hills Police Sgt. Kelly Spedden tells PEOPLE.

A court date was set for Aug. 24 in Superior Court in Beverly Hills.

Imagine how comedy it is being a cop in Beverly Hills. What today? Oh shit, here comes Lindsay. And here I was thinking that today would go off without some dumbass celebrity fuckup walking in the door.

Today was even better news for LaLohan – apparently her Vegas partying after her stint in Promises has caused the collapse of her next film entirely. Although according to a source in the article, it might not be her fault. I’m going with IT DAMN WELL IS. From Page6:

Lohan was supposed to start filming “Poor Things” with Shirley MacLaine when she was out of rehab. But last week, product vendors including GE and Dell computers, who had been promised placement in the movie in exchange for cash, got a disturbing e-mail from set designer Fontaine Beauchamp Hebb.

Hebb’s e-mail, with the subject line: ” ‘Poor Things’ has been cancelled,” said, “Sorry to be the harbinger of bad news, but I just received a call from Jacky Gilardi, the producer, pulling the plug on the ill-fated film.

“Apparently, Ms. Lohan’s antics in Las Vegas over the weekend have scared the bond companies and all of the funding has been pulled . . . I look forward to working together in the future and trust our next project will not be as fraught with difficulty.”

The insurers were said to worry that Lohan, despite wearing an alcohol-monitoring device around her ankle and claiming to take daily drug tests, had gone out clubbing with pals. (Ironically, the plot of “Poor Things” involves two women who befriend and then murder homeless men to collect their life insurance.)

But a Lohan friend fumes: “She had nothing to do with that movie shutting down. It was a mess to begin with. They randomly fired Channing Tatum for Giovanni Ribisi, and then financing fell through because producers spent money like water. It was only supposed to cost $4 million – Lindsay was being paid nothing for that role.

Seriously, with these stupid celebrities acting like complete idiots who needs to watch soap operas? Just pay attention to the lives of these fucking clowns on a regular basis and I swear you won’t even need TV anymore. Pathetic.