Lindsay Lohan’s ex-Bodyguard Arrives on her Shitlist

June 10, 2007 | Filed Under Lindsay Lohan

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Lee Weaver, La Lohan’s ex-bodyguard of two years has ran his yap to News of the World (of all places… nice choice.) telling all sorts of shit that anyone with an IQ above 30 doesn’t find shocking. Here are some select quotes from the trailer park queen’s “shocking expose”:

“In April she asked me to take her to her dealer in Beverly Hills. I knew if I refused she’d go alone � so I took her.

“He was waiting for her in some bushes. Suddenly she started screaming and punching him for selling her short.

“He pulled a gun. I got out and he threatened to shoot me unless I got her to back off � but she kept hitting him. Luckily he got distracted and I punched him down.

“One night Lindsay and Nicole (Richie) were making trip after trip to the bathroom � she wouldn’t snort in front of me because she knew I’d get mad.

“But the more wasted they got the less she cared. In the end they carried in a mirror from the bedroom, laid it on the coffee table and emptied a mountain of coke onto it. They went at the stuff with straws, hoovering it all up then piling more on.

“I tried to tell Lindsay to stop but she just told me it was cool. After ten hours I’d had enough and threatened to throw the mirror out of the window. I had to carry her out to the car.”

“She used boys for drugs and girls for thrills,” says Lee. “I lost count of the women she took back to her hotel room from clubs.

“I even saw her try to grope Mariah Carey’s bottom and boobs one night as they danced. One time I went to look for her in a club bathroom and found her in the corner French-kissing a girl.” When she wasn’t snogging them she was just as likely to attack them.

“One night I looked at her hands and wrists and noticed they had bright red wounds all over them,” says Lee.

“She tried to tell me she had fallen but when I looked her in the eyes and demanded to know the truth she just broke down.

“She told me, �I don’t belong on this planet any more’. She said she cut herself because she did not think life was worth living.

You can read the entire shit here. I’ll sum it up for you. Lindsay likes to drink, do cocaine, make out with chicks, party too hard and end up a wreckshop. I don’t know about you, readers, or where you live, but I can tell you that every single time I go out to the bar I see DOZENS OF GIRLS ACTING THE SAME WAY.

Lindsay Lohan seems to be a regular barstar 20 year old woman to me. I’m 27 and I’ve pulled the hair of enough of these sluts to know one when I see one – she’s just your average trailer trash that has too much money and time on her hands.

In my opinion, the sad thing is that people are either too stupid to see it or are pretending like this isn’t normal. Sorry folks, but chances are your 20 year old daughter / girlfriend / sister / whatever is getting wasted, taking a piss in the street at 3am, doing some coke and diving on some muff on the average Saturday night. Take your fucking rose colored glasses off and take a real look – it’s there. Now for the pics: