Marsha, Marsha, Marshaaaaaaaaaaaa!! Here comes (not) The Brady Bunch Porn!

July 25, 2007 | Filed Under Miscellaneous

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This post is being written from the lineup at XXX RED HOTT VIDEOS where I’m anxiously awaiting filming to finish on “Not the Bradys XXX”, which is a fucking fantastic idea for a porn that somehow hasn’t been capitalized on yet. Here’s the latest:

The long awaited Brady Bunch porn spoof starring Hillary Scott is nearing completion and could be the biggest selling adult movie of the year when it hits stores September 18th from X-Play/LFP Video.

Not the Bradys XXX is definitely expected to be the biggest selling feature title the Larry Flynt Empire has seen in over 5 years and early pre-orders have been coming in even though the company has not yet offered the hardcore parody to buyers.

“Not the Brady’s XXX is a movie that the whole company has been excited about for months. Ever since we showed the trailer at the AEE show, people have been asking when it’s going to come out. This movie is going to be big.” stated LFP Creative Director Drew Rosenfeld.

Faced with financial difficulties at home due to slow business at his architectural firm, Mike and his wife Carol reluctantly tell the kids that the entire household will be on a budget for the next few months until business picks back up and the cash crisis ends. The kids get together and decide to help out by taking on odd jobs, holding car washes and pitching in wherever they can to help save the family house from bank foreclosure.

Wild fun and mayhem ensue especially when Marcia unwittingly applies for a job as a ‘figure model’ and finds out she’s about to star in a porn movie.

Not the Bradys XXX is directed by Will Ryder and since the movie is a hilarious parody, fans of the TV show will be extra-pleased with the accurate re-creation right down to the backyard grass and the campy music.

“We all grew up watching the TV show, so it was really important to nail every detail in a completely humorous and sexy way,” stated Scott David of X-Play who co-produced the movie with Jeff Mullen.

In addition to Hillary Scott as Marcia, Not the Bradys XXX also stars Alana Evans as Mrs. B, Aurora Snow as Jan, Leah Luv as Cindy, Paulina James, Jasmine Byrne, Veronique Vega as friends, Mike Horner as Mr. B, Benjamin Brat as Greg, James Dean as Peter, Mikey Butders as Bobby, Lu Bricate, Kurt Lockwood and Ron Jeremy as Sam the Butcher.

“This is the funniest movie I’ve ever been associated with,” rejoiced Alana Evans who plays the family’s mother Carol.

Yeah, right… funny. Like anyone gives a shit about funny, I just want to see Cindy doing some naughty shit. And think of how they are going to get Alice going in this movie… that’s just awesome. You can check their myspace page to see updates… and looks like I’ll be waiting here in the cold until fucking September. Lame.

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