Nicole Richie: “Drugs may have made me skinny”

August 3, 2007 | Filed Under Nicole Richie

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Nicole Richie stakes her claim as queen of the dunce by stating that her weight loss “possibly could have been” drug related. Well congratufuckinglations on having a huge light bulb come on, Nicole! What did you think it was that was causing you to not eat? Thinking back, there was about a three to four month span where all you consumed was lattes and withered away to the point that most of us pundits thought you were going to shrivel up and collapse in on yourself like the black hole you are. Idiot.

Nicole’s also going to be spending her jail time at the Lynwood facility, which you may recall was the subject of Parispalooza. There’s logic to her picking the crappy Lynwood jail compared to a more cushy prison: Lynwood is overcrowded, and she has an excellent chance of having her time reduced for good behavior and being basically asked to leave after maybe a day or two of her four day sentence.

Doesn’t this make you happy? Michael Vick is being absolutely crucified by the media for something that he hasn’t even had a fair trial for (let alone a proper investigation showing that he had anything to do with the dog fighting, deaths, etc.) to the point that it’s now expected that he’ll never play another down in the NFL and of course any money he currently has will get vacuumed up by the lawyers trying to save his ass from jail. Yet Nicole Richie, who was DUI and high to the point that she was driving on the wrong side of the freeway and is convicted gets a 4 day sentence that will most likely be reduced down to less that two days.

Great system there. I wonder what would happen if we swapped their skin color? Just a thought.