Paris couldn’t have scripted this better herself!

June 10, 2007 | Filed Under Paris Hilton

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Do the events of the last few days for Paris Hilton stun you at all? Because to me they seem perfectly choreographed and very masterfully executed. From the crying photos, to the all-you-can-Paris newsfeeds, to the constant helicopters over her house when she was on that day of freedom – Paris can now rest assured that every person with a television or newspaper has heard of her.

Which, I might add, is what I mentioned last week. She will make an absolute shitload off of this trip to prison and she’s already owning the media left, right and center. Masterful job Pee-Hilt!

Oh, by the way she released a statement (Thanks TMZ you all-access-having-bastards!) saying that she won’t appeal her sentence.

“Today I told my attorneys not to appeal the judge’s decision. While I greatly appreciate the Sheriff’s concern for my health and welfare, after meeting with doctors I intend to serve my time as ordered by the judge.

This is by far the hardest thing I have ever done. During the past several days, I have had a lot of time to reflect and have already learned a bitter, but important lesson from this experience.

As I have said before, I hope others will learn from my mistake. I have also had time to read the mail from my fans. I very much appreciate all of their good wishes and hope they will keep their letters coming.

I must also say that I was shocked to see all of the attention devoted to the amount of time I would spend in jail for what I had done by the media, public and city officials. I would hope going forward that the public and the media will focus on more important things, like the men and women serving our country in Iraq, Afghanistan and other places around the world.”

Just another piece for the media to roll with. What’s next – a statement that she’s going to do “The Simple Life in Prison” or something like that? How long until the “prison guard” cell phone pics get “leaked” out?

Good luck to you, rich lady. It’s only a couple more weeks and you’re out.