Scott Baio is an admitted COUCHFU*&ER

July 16, 2007 | Filed Under Scott Baio

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In what comes as ABSOLUTELY NO SURPRISE to me, today we at DownityCentral (ok, so “DownityCentral” is more like “MacBook on the coffee table in a 27 foot Airstream in a shitty trailer park”) have received reports that confirm that Scott Baio is a couchfucker. No joke, he mistook a couch for a cooch:

Here�s Scott�s account of his first time. �A friend�s apartment. First time�we�re on a couch that is corduroy, and I�m thinking this is really uncomfortable. This is not feeling good at all. And�and I mistook the couch for her. I was making love to a couch. Then all the sudden I found the mark�etc etc..�

In case you had forgotten, Chachi is the subject of a VH1 reality show which pairs him up with a life coach who tells him to take a two-month vow of celibacy, among other things. I’d have shot the bitch just for suggesting it – but since Scotty boy is “45 and Single”, it’s probably no stretch to make it 2 months. Lame.

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