Usher wants to have a boy; Apparently hasn’t noticed he married one

September 5, 2007 | Filed Under Usher

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Usher is due to have a baby with wife/husband/beast Tameka Foster in December, and he’s already pissing and moaning about wanting it to be a baby boy. Usher was interviewed by hardcore bulldyke Ellen Degenerate on her talk show a few days ago. From US:

Ellen: “Last time you were here, you were single. You said you wanted a lady that you could take from the Waffle House to the White House. You found her.”

Usher: “I did. I found someone that I’m very, very happy to call my wife.”

Ellen: “Is it a boy or a girl?”

Usher: “I don’t know. I want it to be a boy.”

Ellen: “Now, you’re going to have a girl and she’s going to see this tape and say, “Daddy, why don’t you love me?” You better save some for some therapy. But you’re going to love her if it’s a little girl.”

Usher: “Yeah.”

Ellen: “You want a boy, why? So you can play sports with him?”

Usher: “I think every man wants a son. He’s own little own doll. If it’s a boy, I’m going to name him Usher. I’m hoping to name him that. I’ve been playing with a few names. I’m the fourth. Usher Raymond the fourth. I just want to pass the name on. Maybe I’ll change the middle name.”

First of all… dude how could you knock that old ass haggard Tameka chick up? We here at downity.com see all sorts of “DUUUUDE I WAS SEVENTH LEVEL OF STRATOSPHERE PISSED DRUNK LAST NIGHT!!!!11″ mistakes but WHY THE HELL DID YOU MARRY THE CHICK?!

Seriously, we’re not even sure Tameka is a chick. Look:

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